Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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