- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What fires shots? A gun

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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