I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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