- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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