What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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