- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Knock knock. Its open.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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