- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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