- Anti Joke

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

anti jokes are really funny

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload