- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

can you touch your toes? no

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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