Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Your girlfriend.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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