What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Katy Perry

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

WNBA

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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