- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

What do you call an arab ?

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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