- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Small Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

my wife out of the kitchen

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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