Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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