- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

why did the black guy die? cancer

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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