Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Please ignore this statement.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Dumbledore dies.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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