- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Christ is a conspiracy

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What do you call an amazing person Good

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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