Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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VITAMIN C!

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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