Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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