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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

One, two, three, four and five

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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