- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??