Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Diarrhea

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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