Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Obama = ebola

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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