What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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