If life gives you lemonade.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Detroit has a low crime rate

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

You just read this ..

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

A Duck walks into a bar.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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