My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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