- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

taking out the trash... at night

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Yanter, Look it up

Dane Cook makes a joke.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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