Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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