- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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