- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

I named my son ps2 controller

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

every knight i see an owl at window

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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