a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Justin with a hat.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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