What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Blacks

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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