- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Pain Olympics.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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