What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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justin beiber sucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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