- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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