- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Small Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

what is orange? an orange

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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