- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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