Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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