- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Your girlfriend.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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