Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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