A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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