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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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