- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

So a seal walks into a club.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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