- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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