- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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