Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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My Nan, that is all.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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