- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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