- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

kieran is a homosexual

class is canceled. My professor died.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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