- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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