- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

whats gay and american? a gay american

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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