- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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