- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip