Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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