- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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