Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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guess what>? your mum lol

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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