- Anti Joke

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.