- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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