Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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