- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

why did the black guy die? cancer

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Ms Leong Sux

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Y u do dis?

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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