- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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