Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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