Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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quantum physics?

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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