- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Pain Olympics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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