Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Anti Joke

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