I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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