- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

A hill billy went fishing

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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