So, this joke isn't funny.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Your mom.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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