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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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