Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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