- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

A hill billy went fishing

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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