- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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