- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

A midget walked under a bar.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What hurts like hell? HELL

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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