- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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