- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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