- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats the defination of cruelty

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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