- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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