I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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what is 3+3= 8

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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