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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's blue? The sky.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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