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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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