What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Neither have I

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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