- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

can you touch your toes? no

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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