What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Click here to end the world.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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