Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Anti Joke

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