A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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