Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Charlie Sheen

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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