What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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