- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

i hate non minorities!

What's better than a stick? A stone

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

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