Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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pull my finger (farts)

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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