Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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hi

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Democracy.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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