- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

What's half of 8? o

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What do we call Osama? Osama

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

DEATH.

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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