Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Your adopted

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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