John Cena for president

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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