An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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the WNBA.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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