What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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