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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

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