- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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