- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

anti jokes are for fags

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

pull my finger (farts)

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