Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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