- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

rocky is here again.......................

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

A chicken walked into the bar...

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

if you don't like this you're gay

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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