A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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