- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Women's Rights

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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