- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

knock knock come in

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

that wall over there ->

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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