What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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