What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Women's rights

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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