- Anti Joke

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Pickles are powerful

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel