- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

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