What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Charlie Sheen

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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Men

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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