- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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