write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Democracy.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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What is my name? I dont know

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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