- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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