What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What is funnier than 24 69

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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