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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What is black and has no education A tire.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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