Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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How High is a Chinese man

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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