Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Knock Knock.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Anti Joke

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