Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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