- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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