Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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I don't get it

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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alert("Hello");

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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