- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... ...no answer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

call me maybe.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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