- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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