what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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