"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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