- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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