Cripples are lame.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Dumb

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Honk if you're Amish!

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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