- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Actually it was me Josh brown

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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