Honk if you're Amish!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Dumb

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Cripples are lame.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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