Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Knock knock Fuck off!

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

What's 9+10 Ebola

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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